June 20, 2014 posted by porscheclassy

Covenant University Students BANNED From Watching World Cup Because Of Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo & Brazillian Girls!


The administration of Covenant University, a private university in Nigeria set up by David Oyedepo’s Winner’s Chapel, has banned ALL their students from watching the ongoing World Cup…the reason they gave for the ban has been given as: the negative influence of Brazillian girls, Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli on their God fearing students, especially the female students.

According to the school’s management, Brazil is a country known for it’s immoralities and the stadium will be full of indecently dressed women who will corrupt the morals of the God-fearing students in the school. The Covenant University Dean of Students explained the decision of the university’s administration, saying:

In addition to the this sanctions, as long as stubborn players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli will play in the mundial, the girls in Covenant University are not safe. Ronaldo and Balotelli are in the habit of pulling off their shirts after scoring every goal to show off their six-packs. Therefore, this might give these girls wet dreams which will make them fall spiritually
The Dean also added that the world cup would have a negative effect on the male students at the university because of “the half-clad and half-mad women who are known to patronize the streets of Brazil”

Any student found defying the school’s World Cup 2014 ban will be suspended for two months!
Is Covenant A University Or A Slave Plantation?

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  • Nonesense I dnt knw wat ds pple will turn christianity into in ds country,u pple better grow up mtsheew.

  • Bulshit nonsense that is not enough reason na,we a gal just sees a guy sixpack and start aving wet dreams wat kind of rubbish is dat? And dis same people wen u go 2 their churchs u see all manaces of indecent dressing even d brazilian gals re better dan dem wen it comes 2 dressing cus some of their members go 2 church half naked.

  • Bullshit even De G.O day watch world cup

  • Well I’m just of words

  • No its a fool’s plantation..lol crazy school..hahahahaha na wa oh! See as ronaldo d ororo n balo d bad guy d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ give babes wet dreams oh..chai!

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